Thursday, January 14, 2010

The End of an Error

January 4, 2010

Panel 1:Howdy Doody! Damn, we haven't seen him in months!

Panel 2:What the fuck is he trying to say? Does anybody talk like that? One typically doesn't modify a positive statement with remorse that something else good happened at the same time. Consider: "I enjoyed our date tonight Denise, but many people survived the Haitian earthquake. Ah yes, if only more of those poverty stricken souls had met their demise the other day. Then I'd really have enjoyed our time together!"

Panel 3:Cue the canned laughter! And that, my friends, is a cut. Onward and upward, I say. I wonder what the Jackelrod Sphere has in store for us next?

January 2, 2010

Panel 1:Nope, I guess he wanted to dry hump Mark....who certainly appears to be enjoying it.

Panel 2:"Just a little fungus, that's all!"

Panel 3:Very subtle, JS, very subtle indeed. Presumably, this is your way of saving a few panels showing us Rusty lying his fugly little ass off. For that, I thank you.

January 1, 2010

Panel 1:B-b-but that's lying!

Panel 2:Good job Cujo. Knock that dowdy midget over on your way outside to...what...dry hump Rusty?

December 31, 2009

Panel 1:"Well, sir, he stinks like the business end of a mink and he's got the common sense of a sack of dirty nappies, but otherwise, he'll be fine."

Panel 2:I suppose it is pretty cool that Rusty grew a mushroom on his foot.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Congratulations to the Buttockios!

I interrupt yet another extended interregnum to congratulate Ace Buttockio and Cherry Merkin on the birth of their baby son, Everhard Buttockio. The newest member of the Buttockio clan can be seen here, a few seconds before Ace wrestled him to the ground to change his diaper: