Panel 1:Uh-oh, I just realized that Rosco Hogg there has sideburns. I'm thinking Mark's in a heap o' trouble now! And what's with the handcuffs? If the Jackelrod Sphere has read his Chekhov, we're going to bear witness to something unspeakable in the third act...
Panel 2:"...with his pants around his ankles and a rubber ball in his mouth."
December 15, 2009
Panel 1:I'll be goddamned! If it isn't Sheriff J.W. Pepper!
Panel 2:Clobbered him? Hell man, you super-duper clobbered him with a side of special sauce!
Panel 3:From this angle, our atavistic southern sheriff looks more like a misbegotten love-child of Rosco P. Coltrane and Boss Hogg than J.W. Pepper.
December 14, 2009
Panel 1:All the more reason to have broken the small window.
Panel 2:Really? I thought Rusty's life as at stake. Tee hee. Get it. Boy's life. Rusty's life. Distinction...oh, never mind.
Panel 3:Wow, this is a little disconcerting. I like the violence and all, but whaling away at someone's head with a 2-pound monkey wrench is pretty serious stuff. Of course, given that Mark isn't bleeding (As an aside: How cool would it be if the JS broke the fourth wall, installed a window and speckled it with Mark's blood and brain tissue?), perhaps our anonymous assailant here is using an aluminum wrench.
Rusty has been under that fucking car with the tide rolling in since December 10th. DECEMBER 10TH!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm a little worried about him, I admit.