October 15, 2009
Panel 1:Blah, blah, blah.
Panel 2:Again with the half-assed thanks.
Panel 3:Mr. Longburns continues his downward spiral into insanity.
October 14, 2009
Panel 1:"Strangely affectless, dressed in khaki; strangely affectless, dressed in khaki. WHY does that ring a bell?!"
Panel 2:In Panel 1, Mark is holding an axe. In Panel 2, Mark is not holding an axe. Why?
Panel 3:Wow. It's like this vision of Mark Trail has rocked Mr. Longburns to the very core of his being. One minute he feels safe and secure in a world where alligators eat the people you've tried to kill; the next minute he's adrift in a world gone MAD.
October 13, 2009
Panel 1:Mark's viscera seem to have quite the knack for conversation!
Panel 2:Ummm....looks like Merlin left his merkin on that tree.
Panel 3:It's that damn khaki outfit giving him away again!
October 12, 2009
Panel 1:I see Mr. Longburns traded shirts with Mr. Shortburns.
Panel 2:What is he, the game warden?
October 10, 2009
Panel 1:Random observations: Red tam, mopey drunk and gold Oscar award resting on the bar. Indescribably sickening "Salt" burger advertised on the wall. Couple of sets of sideburns (locally known as Mr. Shortburns and Mr. Longburns) so long you can see them from here, talking in the back of the room.
Panel 2:Since when have owls skinned their prey before eating them?
Panel 3:Villains or a rockabilly duo? You decide.
October 9, 2009
Panel 1:Isn't that cute. Bob and Mark are best friends now!
Panel 2:Judging from the bored expression on that third turtle's face, he's as disinterested in this plot line as I am.
October 8, 2009
Panel 1:This strip from Ruben Bolling makes any comment from me unnecessary.
Panel 2:Couldn't we just get some more animals for the foreground?
October 7, 2009
Panel 1:That's right Mark! Subservient wife, retiring child, what's not to like!
Panel 2:Bob has got himself some fancy-ass gutters on that rustic swamp shack of his...
Panel 3:Fish? That's it? I have it on good authority that turtle, raccoon, opossum, alligator, snake and snail all taste pretty good, too.