Panel 1: Sigh. No moustache. BUT! He's got a mullet! And hair that hangs below a man's collar is a sure sign that he's an atheist, a homosexual, a communist and a hippie. And given that his tie is commiting crimes against humanity as we sit here, I'd say that Mullet Man here is ripe for the punching!
Panel 2: "Well, sis, all I can say is I thought I was dumping that stuff on public property."
Panel 3:Wow, that's not just a party going on in back there; that's like a full-blown, red-carpet caligulaean bacchanale. I think I'm getting a contact high just looking at Mullet Man's hair.
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