March 17, 2010
Panel 1:"For example, threaten to flog them with your paddle. That should hold them for a good, long time."
Panel 2:More likely, it will result in Ranger Buzz getting his ass kicked six ways to Sunday. Poor guy.
Panel 3:"If not, you can probably just find me floating face down in the lake!"
March 16, 2010
Panel 1:You know what? I think Mark just might pull off this "Japanese tourist" disguise.
Panel 2:Nooo. Really? Shit, I thought they just did it for sheer meaningless randomness.
Panel 3:The liquor part? If it had been me, I would have snuck up on the poker part.
March 15, 2010
Panel 1:Well, if there had been any doubt as to the nature of the Parker Brothers, it's certainly cleared up now. Look at all that facial hair!
Panel 2:What a fucking rube. No doubt he'll be surprised when they don't slow down as they plow over his canoe.