Sunday, March 7, 2010

The Prodigal Cephalopod Returns!

Well, I owe each and every one of my 12 readers a deep apology. Since my last post on January 4th, three things have happened that have contributed to the complete lack of postings. They are, as follows:

1. I was offered a job in Denver, CO.
2. I accepted that job.
3. I moved myself and my family to Denver, CO.

Having arrived in Denver the day before yesterday and having somewhat settled into our temporary, furnished housing, I feel safe promising that I will now be able to resume regular posting on this blog.

So, I apologize for the long delay. Let's see where we are in the latest Mark Trail escapade. For purposes of speed and alacrity I will not use the three-panel commentary approach. Instead, I shall use the three-shot approach in which I will drink three shots of vodka and proceed to undertake a quick word association for each day. Oh, and because I'm a lazy fuck and only use the Seattle PI, I'll only be going back to February 7th (I think). So, let me get some vodka in me.... A slight digression: I highly recommend Tito's if you can find it. Brewed in the fine city of Austin, TX, it's smooth, tasty and suitable for any occasion. And now, let us proceed:

March 8, 2010

a fine line apparently divides interesting from stultifying

March 6, 2010

surveillance technology is for the weak

March 5, 2010

shitting on his desk?

March 4, 2010

massive abscess needs lancing

March 3, 2010

a love whose name cannot be spoken

March 2, 2010

pixilated patronizer

March 1, 2010

hairnet or just pomade?

February 27, 2010

Lloyd Bridges doesn't look dead.

February 26, 2010

dopey motherfucker never heard of meth?

February 25, 2010

not just tough, talkative too

February 24, 2010

desperation vibrator

February 23, 2010

sudden time lapse grimace

February 22, 2010

please eat them

February 20, 2010

freaky ghost duck

February 19, 2010

chatty motherfucker abyss

February 18, 2010

Charterstone escapee

February 17, 2010

talented goose

February 16, 2010

Frankenstein shuffleboard sweater

February 15, 2010

Stuka ski-boat

February 13, 2010

bomber squadron gondola

February 12, 2010

post-cornhole sweathog

February 11, 2010

squirrelly mcblowjob

February 10, 2010

double-jointed humpathon

February 9, 2010

stoic, bitch slap

February 8, 2010

banjo, rusty Oldsmobile, broken hip

2 comments:

  1. Congrats; welcome back.

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  2. Hail fellow! Good news. I am happy for the return.

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