August 20, 2009
Panel 1:"Great! That means there's still time to punch him before he dies!"
Panel 2:"...which then splashed a bunch of toxic waste across the right side of your face. That stinging sensation you're feeling is the toxic waste dissolving your flesh. Would you mind turning your head to the right a little bit, so I don't get any on my fist when I punch you?"
Panel 3:You know, Percival, a simple brick through the window or a horse's head in his bed would have had the same effect.