August 27, 2009
Panel 1:Why is it that every time the Jackelrod Sphere draws a child it ends up looking either like some sort of deformed abomination:
or, as evidenced here, a manequin doll.
Panel 2:Oooh. Foreshadowing. What could turn up in a "southern swamp?" In the real world, that would be your median Republican voter (i.e., an inbred, gap-toothed, evangelical, "values"-voting redneck). In the world of the Jackelrod Sphere, I'm going to guess that it's hidden pirate treasure!
Panel 3:"Plus, here in our swampy paradise, we have all the possum meat you could care to eat!"