November 3, 2009
Panel 1:Sassy is a dog. Not a very smart dog. This is why she and Rusty get along so well. This is also why Sassy likes to eat her own turds. I know this because in this panel, you can actually see her turd breath coming out of her mouth in little straight lines.
Panel 2:YES! I always knew I kind of liked Mr. Longburns.
Panel 3:Bob, if you know what's good for you, you point to Sassy and say, "If it's not a pet, why does it have a collar and tag on." I think that's a logical inference that even a violent paranoiac like Mr. Longburns can appreciate.