November 28, 2009
Panel 1:I agree with Rusty, this story arc was basically unbelievable.
Panel 2:No way, you're just a fucking pelican and, moreover, you don't even know where Cherry lives...do you?
Panel 3:The hyena-pig is looking almost dog-like in this panel. It's uncanny, and I find it vaguely unsettling.
November 27, 2009
Panel Zero:In terms of advancing a story line or even closing this one off, this entire strip is a FAIL.
November 26, 2009
Panel 1:Um...you know, Seth, game wardens don't make prosecutorial decisions; that's left up to local DAs and the like. But hey, if you want to not report Bob's case to the DA's office for prosecution, that's certainly your decision.
Panel 2:Well isn't that handy! A job opening for a man with a clean criminal record! And on a purely semantic note, wouldn't that be "on the right side of the law"?
Panel 3:Given Bob's excitement to become a government employee, I guess we can safely conclude that he's not related to this Bob Jackson!
November 25, 2009
Panel 1:Who knew that Seth Rogen moonlighted as a game warden?
Panel 2:"It's been a long-time since I beat up some long-hairs!"
Panel 3:Is it me, or does Bob's head look like it's shrinking?
November 24, 2009
Panel 1:Lame! Poaching to feed your family is fine with me. But poaching to make money to feed your family? WTF? Just shoot a fucking deer and eat it already. Lord, what a douche.
Panel 2:That Bob, he's a real stand-up guy.
Panel 3:"You're going to have to kill him!"
November 23, 2009
Panel 1:Did you ever see the T.J. Hooker episode in which Officer Romano was ribbing T.J. for not exercising? In the final scene, T.J. and Romano are forced to chase a bad guy through a park and, miracle of miracles, the husky T.J. (played, of course, by William Shatner) is able to outrun both the young, vigorous Romano AND the bad guys. The lesson, I think, was that donuts make you fast. Today's picture shows us the obvious corollary to the T.J. Hooker lesson: "Sideburns make you slow." So boys, when you grow up, eat lots of donuts and shave regularly and you, too, will be as cool as T.J. Hooker and Mark Trail.
Panel 2:"Mind you, alligators are a different story."
Panel 3:"It all started when Mr. Longburns held a gun to my head and forced me to get in his boat."