July 6, 2009
Panel 1:Blah, blah, blah, recap, blah, blah, blah.
Panel 2:Blah, blah, blah, blind patriarchal condescension, blah, blah, blah.
Panel 3:Blah, blah, blah, suspicious bat eyes, blah, blah, blah.
July 4, 2009
Panel 1:"Maybe he can do something about this hair of yours."
Panel 2:Paddy, the Blue-Backed Woodthrush likes to store his insects under the protective cover of the Giant Clover here in the Land of the Lost Forest, where even tiny fungi grow to titanic proportions.
July 3, 2009
Panel 1:While there still remains some question as to the identity of the mobsters who ship waste for these yahoos, the real mystery is who is stroking Joey the Mullet's pomaded locks in this panel.
Panel 2:Dead. Jail... Dead. Jail... You know what Mr. Mullet, I'd take the latter.
Panel 3:If she were a smart CEO, she'd turn his ass in after having "found evidence" of his violation of the owner/operator provisions in RCRA. He'd take the heat for the crime, but he'd be safe from his mob friends and WCC would probably only get a slap on the wrist for not managing their environmental program better. But, she's not a smart CEO, she's just a bit player in the drama that is Mark Trail. This means that she's going to call Mark in for help, he's going to beat the Mob into a pulp, clean up Lost Forest, and return home to a day's worth of maudlin dialogue before sprinting on to his next adventure that will, hopefully, remove him far from Cherry's amorous advances.