Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Three-whiskey two-step

July 21, 2009

Panel 1:Mark, driving a jeep tiny enough to match his tiny, tiny feet, flushes a bevy of gigantic quail. I believe this provides further evidence for my assertion that Lost Forest is, in fact, and island and an evolutionary backwater.

Panel 2:Well, Percival, I think you've got an excellent head start in your quest for anonymity. Stealing Joey the Mullet's nondescript, brown sedan was an excellent first move. Lose the toy gun and the regulation 100% orange hunting outfit and you could definitely pass for a good guy (what with your distinct lack of facial hair and standard GI haircut).

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