July 2, 2009
Panel 1:Ahem. [blushes modestly]
Panel 2:Finally! The close-up of the hair we've all been waiting for! Look at it. Joey the Mullet has enough pomade on the top four-fifths of his head to lube a Yugo. On the bottom fifth, though, the man has let his inner yakuza loose and punch-permed his mullet into the shape of a well-pruned shrubbery.
Panel 3:A world of shit, lady, a world of shit.