May 13, 2009
Panel 1: “We don’t want anything impeding the progress of my fist. I just wish these guys had proper moustaches, so I could be totally certain I’m not hitting innocent men.”
Panel 2: Silly Tom Wopat. Just because it looks safe doesn’t mean our androgynous hero with his tiny feet, furious fists and giant St. Bernard isn’t lurking behind some rock just waiting to knock those antiquated single-action revolvers from your hand and pound you senseless.
Panel 3: “And when I do, you big hunk of man, you can have your way with me.”