May 27, 2009
Panel 1:"Look Andy, I can make it flap it's wings. Fly away, little birdie, fly away, the ReAnimator has freed you from the bonds of death!"
Panel 2:I don't quite get Mark's logic as I'm unaware of squirrels having any special susceptability to toxic substances. Nonetheless, I'll over look that, given the total awesomeness of the dead squirrel in question. If I didn't know any better, I'd say the Jackelrod Sphere took a pre-existing picture of a running squirrel and lay it on its side on the ground...
Panel 3:Okay, so using facial expressions to determine where a particular event lies on the scale of things that sends Mark into a tizzy, I think we can identify the following two-step hierarchy:
The Elf getting kidnapped is worse than squirrels dying.
If I have the time, it might be worth reviewing the archives to refine this a bit. I'll see what I can do.