Friday, April 17, 2009

April 16, 2009

Panel 1: And the Elf reached that conclusion based on what evidence? It’s not clear. Perhaps his x-ray vision told him so.

Panel 2: Depends, young elf. Burglary has three elements: breaking, entry, and the intent to commit a felony. You’re certainly going to meet the first two elements. Question is, does the recovery of a stolen item constitute a felony? I don’t know.

Panel 3: Wow, when the Jones come to visit, they certainly do so with a vengeance. Stringy and Mr. Wopat need their smokes, and they need them now!

April 17, 2009

Panel 1:Actually, if we’re going to get all technical and stuff, it’s not always wrong to enter someone’s house. For example, if the door is wide open and you walk in, you haven’t “broken in” and the law would not look askance at your presence there. Of course, you opened the latch so your sneaking about is, in fact, wrong. You damn dirty delinquent.

Panel 2: Um, we saw this panel already. It sucked then, and it sucked now.

Panel 3: Guns. What’s not good about that? Grab a couple, kill those motherfuckers, wipe down the guns, take the camera and the money, and go take some pictures of ducks. It'd be like Dick Tracy, only less art-deco.

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