To my faithful readers, my apologies for missing these last four days. I slipped out of state (or in my case, District) for a bit of Easter vacationing in the fine city of Austin, Texas. One of the highlights of my trip (apart from spending three days in Austin) was meeting Josh Fruhlinger, the Comics Curmudgeon, in the check-in line at the airport. He was very nice, very gracious and a testament to the good looks, wisdom, and ineffable wit one typically associates with comic bloggers....
April 10, 2009
Panel 1: “And I’m going to start this vacation out right, by doing some crunches while drinking red cans of beverage!”
Panel 2: “We’ll outwit them, dadburnit! We’ll stay right here at the scene of the crime. They’ll be out speeding around and hunting for us like Roscoe P. Coltrane on a meth-binge, and we’ll be here savoring our red cans of beverage.”
Panel 3: “Indeed, unlike the hypothetical individuals who could have viewed us in the background of the kid’s pictures and identified us as bank robbers, we can be absolutely certain the hypothetical individuals who see us fishing will be unable to identify us.”
Could Ace Buttockio give us an assist here, please, and let us know what type of duck we’re viewing in this panel?
April 11, 2009
Panel 1:Clearly, Stringy has no idea what it actually means to be rich. People do not get or stay rich by spending money. They get and stay rich by screwing the poor. It would behoove Stringy to get this idea straight in his head before he goes and does something stupid, like blow his wad on eight balls and whores. Far better to stash it in a bank and invest the interest in something respectable like a pay-day lending company.
Panel 2: You know what, I’m going to start referring to T-Neck as Tom Wopat...unless someone can identify a washed-up TV star he more closely resembles.
Panel 3: Is it me, or is the Elf a tad over-outfitted for a quick photographic expedition?
April 13, 2009
Panel 1: You know Elf, leaving the baby hyena at home might make it a little easier to get close to animals that you’re trying to photograph.
Panel 2:You know Elf, if you were in Texas, I’d be kind of afraid for those ducks.
Panel 3:You know Elf, you’re mighty fucking observant.
April 14, 2009
Panel 1: This is one weird-ass picture of the Elf the JS has graced us with today. His head is far enough out of the foliage that we ought to be able to see rest of his jawline and possibly his ear. As it is, it looks like he’s got a giant flesh-colored goiter growing out of the left side of his neck and head. Yech.
Panel 2: “Especially since we’re out of red cans of beverage.”
Panel 3: And thus began the Elf’s transformation into...Bat Boy!