April 25, 2009
Panel 1: Sassy's head is shrinking.
Panel 2: Tom Wopat is a doctor.
Panel 3: The Elf is going to run into the door.
Panel 1: Wow. Who would have guessed that the Elf is a trained sprinter. That's the sort of form that'll get him into the 2016 Olympics! Or, more likely, the Jackelrod Sphere isn't very good at showing motion.
Panel 2: "Sassy is thrown from his harms." Very nice passive tense there JS. I'm going to call bullshit on this one, though. Look at that picture. Yeah, the dog was thrown...by the Elf. He's tossing that pooch like a miniature (and white) Lebron James. Why? That's a better question and, judging from the look on her face, one that Sassy is asking herself right now.