March 25, 2009
Panel 1: "If a horse were to kick you, you'd get uglier and stupider. And if you got any uglier, I couldn't stand looking at you and would have to leave you out for wolves. And if you got any stupider, we'd have to remind you to breath. So, please, be careful around the horses."
Panel 2: "And I like mayonnaise!" said Mr. Non Sequitur.
Panel 3: Here's an idea. Drive your school bus right up to the building and tell him it's time for school. If the Elf's facility for telling time is as highly developed as his facility for "composition," he'll buy it and you can just drive away with him and his camera.