Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Apparently, it was merely a flesh wound.

February 10, 2009

Panel 1: Wow, this is an awesome panel! Yesterday we saw Ken tell Patty Frampton that he had to leave for a couple of days. I assumed he meant the following day, or maybe even in a couple of hours. Nope. Apparently, our Kung-Fu Master had his bags packed and merely took a few minutes out of his day to get pwned by Mark Trail, abuse his wife, and take a couple of pot-shots at a philandering deer. With that accomplished, he's grabbing his tiny, gray valise and heading for the door. Note that he's not so rushed as to miss the opportunity to shout a random word.

Panel 2: Hey Jackelrod Sphere, here's a little tip for you: Women built like Barbie dolls do NOT wear mom jeans; women shaped like Barbie dolls are typically made of PVC and wear nothing but a merkin and some gaudy lipstick.

Panel 3: Patty, Patty, Patty... Once your husband starts shooting at your lover, you can pretty much write that adulterous relationship off. Unless your ungulate friend there is even stupider than we think he is, he's packed his rucksack and caught the Greyhound for El Paso. In a couple of days, he'll be hiding out in the bush outside of Juarez trying to put the mack on your Mexican counterpart.

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