February 27, 2009
Panel 1: Shit yeah! I once saw a deer bite a man's head off out of sheer anger at the hapless Samaritan trying to help him. You'd better get your ass in gear Patty Frampton! Of course, these two deer are each about the size of a medium Labrador retriever, so I doubt they'll cause much harm. Heck, Mark's gigantic bow saw is longer than either Buck or his latest love interest.
Panel 2: But Mark, taking no chances, drops his bow saw and flees for the safety of the nearest log. Buck and his "buddy" celebrate their freedom by rehearsing their moves for Riverdance: Lost Forest Fandango. The Jackelrod Sphere hasn't shown us the whole thing, but don't worry. It will be broadcast on your local PBS affiliate every night for three straight months some time in late 2009.