February 7, 2009
Panel 1: Apparently, Ken the Kung-Fu Master has loaded his high-powered rifle with a relatively unknown ammunition that consists entirely of chicken beaks. Unfortunately, chicken beaks aren't terribly aerodynamic and seem to be discharging in every direction but forward.
Panel 2: Buck, here's a tip. When someone is shooting at you (even if they're using Chikn-Shock loads), you probably shouldn't try to jump up and catch the bullet with your head. On a slightly different note, we finally have evidence of what Patty Frampton sees in Buck or, more accurately, what Patty Frampton sees on buck. Check out the unit on that guy.
Panel 3: Holy Fuck, it's Doctor Manhattan! That could explain the "Push" phenomenon Ace Buttockio pointed out on Friday.