Unexciting commentary at best.

Panel 1: The Great Omniscient Porcupine Narrator reveals that Buck was not a total failure in his quixotic attempt to catch Ken the Kung-Fu Master's Chikn-Shock bullet. But, as they say, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, and Buck is, as I predicted, on the lam.

Panel 2: Wow, appropriate bolding. I'm almost speechless.

Panel 3: You'll likely never find him in the light either, Patty Frampton. He's gone, I say, gone! Maybe he's not in Juarez, maybe he's not in Mexico at all, but if that ungulate has an ounce of sense in that drab brown body of his, he's gone from Lost Forest and he's never going to come back.