January 29, 2009
Panel 1: Buck is apparently unaware that Mark Trail is an androgynous plastic man. Otherwise, the threat he clearly perceives in panel 1, wouldn’t send him fleeing in panel 3.
Panel 2: “Yes, if Ken were to make friends with Buck, our lives would be so much more fun. The three of us could play with playdough, we could build Lincoln Log cabins, we could bake cookies, we could form a secret club, we could read books together, we could color, we could have hot threesomes in front of the fireplace. Oh, why can’t Ken make friends with Buck?”
Panel 3: Well, Patty Frampton, there is more than one way to eat Buck’s meat…*
*I must admit to experiencing a slight twinge of shame at having written this. Just a twinge, though.