January 7, 2009
Panel 1: Patty? Who the fuck is Patty? We don’t know no Patty. Peppermint Patty? Patty Cake? Meat Patty? I’m just not getting this. Not to mention, Patty is virtually indistinguishable from Sue, the villain cum savior from whose clutches Mark is still escaping. Compare:
Of course, Patty also bears a more than passing resemblance to Peter Frampton:
Maybe the Jackelrod Sphere will grace us with a guitar solo? Whatever he does, we're clearly in for a treat with this serial.
Panel 2: Well, whoever this Patty is, at least we now know where Cherry got the revolutionary idea for the right-part she has adopted.
Panel 3: Howdy-Doody speaks! It’s only two syllables, but it’s a start.